John Cooper Clarke "Evidently Chickentown"

the fucking cops are fucking keen
to fucking keep it fucking clean
the fucking chief's a fucking swine
who fucking draws a fucking line
at fucking fun and fucking games
the fucking kids he fucking blames
are nowehere to be fucking found
anywhere in chicken town
the fucking scene is fucking sad
the fucking news is fucking bad
the fucking weed is fucking turf
the fucking speed is fucking surf
the fucking folks are fucking daft
don't make me fucking laugh
it fucking hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking view is fucking vile
for fucking miles and fucking miles
the fucking babies fucking cry
the fucking flowers fucking die
the fucking food is fucking muck
the fucking drains are fucking fucked
the colour scheme is fucking brown
everywhere in chicken town
the fucking pubs are fucking dull
the fucking clubs are fucking full
of fucking girls and fucking guys
with fucking murder in their eyes
a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed
waiting for a fucking cab
you fucking stay at fucking home
the fucking neighbors fucking moan
keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town
the fucking train is fucking late
you fucking wait you fucking wait
you're fucking lost and fucking found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the fucking pies are fucking old
the fucking chips are fucking cold
the fucking beer is fucking flat
the fucking flats have fucking rats
the fucking clocks are fucking wrong
the fucking days are fucking long
it fucking gets you fucking down
evidently chicken town

煲碟

只能用3晚的時間去看一整季"Heroes"，看後簡直好似無左半條命咁。

p.s. Mr.Eccleston, i love you so much! Your beard's so sexy!!!

記對話

1. (有關一連串反法事件，父女倆作了以下總結。)

父:妖!唔買法國野駛死呀?大家一齊唔好買囉!
我:你唔好買Dior Homme/Givenchy丫笨!
父:......。

2.正當我忙得頭昏腦脹之際，K打來，大叫，

「我見到孫國華呀!」

我問:咁你有無對住佢唱『你問我亞龍大係咩樣』丫?

播放器換了瑞典Death metal組合Opeth的"Hope Leaves"。証明，他們都有好soft的時候。

Do i look bovvered?

好想要哦!

剛看完了《Doctor Who》，終於明白G友當初跟我說她看完《Six Feet Under》後的失落感。正當悲傷失落瀰漫著的同時突然殺出位Catherine Tate，好在她沒問"Am i bovvered?"，真不知到時Doctor會有甚麼反應。900歲的他應該會發癲囉。

Are you English, sir?

One of the funniest sketch!Can't stop laughing!

Is just irresistible

He is totally NOT a fashionable man. Look how he dressed, the sandal and the Adidas jumper. A disaster.

But i still like him.

(Jeremy Clarkson on Christopher Eccleston:
"You are a Marathon runner? It's not sensible!")

美好時光

(圖中那件白tee，只穿過一、二次便已wear晒口，唯有丟掉。)

另一位"having it all"的女人

重讀W的《時裝時刻》，提到"having it all"的女人。"Having it all"，我想起了自己最愛的女演員Jennifer Saunders。

家庭美滿，丈夫是另一位我喜愛的英國comedian，Adrian Edmondson。育有三名女兒，可謂家庭事業兩得意。她本身聰明美麗，靠腦搵飯食。從最初的"French & Saunders"到近期的"The Life & Times of Vivienne Vyle"和"Jam & Jerusalem"也是自己編劇、演出。

在另一套自編的電視劇"Ab Fab"裡，更將現代的女性觀發揮的淋漓盡至。不是標榜女權至上，而是，從基本上，女性也可以自給自足。戲中，她離過兩次婚，有一個女兒，卻還可以天天尋歌作樂。This is my life!兒女不再是單親媽媽的burden。她可以繼續扮靚，每天"mosey down Bond Street, a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph Lauren, pass through Browns and on to Quags for a light lunch"(Patsy)。

"I don't want more choice, i just want nicer things!"(Eddy)

OK，現代女性也有失意的時後。從事PR界的女角(Eddy)在一次頒獎禮中悄悄跟好友說，"It's just... you know... I WANT one. I don't just want one, darling, I NEED one. My career is on a toboggan run of failure at the moment... I just need one. It's the only thing that seems to mean ANYthing these days... I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Before my bottom becomes just a patch-work quilt of monkey glands, darling."

要怎樣去認識自己，在過程中發現自己的弱點，要如何面對，改正。從來，Jennifer Saunders都不是叫我們去羨慕別人的好。每個人，都可以比別人更有趣，只有你愛自己。

(上圖:是Jennifer Saunders在"The Life & Times of Vivienne Vyle"的造型。)

我的一些無謂購物

應該是從ebay那裡買來的。時間過得太久，就是在這幾天執拾房間時在抽櫃內找到的。

A Dayoff

已有一年沒有買唱片的我(多謝互聯網?!)﹐今天閒逛HK Records﹐終於忍不住手買了這張Klaxons的"Xan Valleys"。

P.S.可能是工作壓力大﹐連放假都想著公司。今早搭地鐵時﹐差點在金鐘下了車。

做足功課

有傳Jennifer Saunders即將參演《Doctor Who》。為了她，我惡補了這套(爛?)劇。

若傳聞屬實，她將會是史上/43年以來第一位女Time Lord!

只一個英國內閣，已有X位秘書。

Sir Humphrey Appleby, "I am the Permanent UnderSecretary of the State known as the Permanent Secretary. Wolley is your Principle Private Secretary, and i too have a Principle Private Secretary. And he is the Prinicple Private Secretary to the Permanet Secretary, directly responsible to me are 10 Deputy Secretaries, 87 UnderSecretaries, and 219 Assistant Secretaries. Directly responsible to the PPS are Parliamentary Private Secretaries. The PM will be appointing 2 Parliamentary UnderSecretaries and you will appoint your own Parliamentary Private Secretary."

-《Yes, Minister》

好想好想看的電影

香水

這裡，放了我最愛/有史以來買得最貴的cologne，Christian Dior的Eau Noire(Hedi's favourite)。和K小姐找遍天涯的D&G's Femme；她送我的McQueen。和G友一齊買的Demeter's Dirt(Kate Moss's favourite?)(誰喜歡嗅保濟丸，可買它)；一支Vivienne Westwood的Libertine；還有一支旅行裝的Stella McCartney。

牆的一角

貼上了Marcello Mastroianni/Brigitte Bardot的postcard和Dior Homme的廣告。

我可以日夜對著它們。

Lynch

David Lynch說，他的第一部數碼相機，是EOS 1。

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在極度缺乏睡眠的狀態下看這部記錄片，我用著半開的眼睛，看著好幾個人中途離場。回家後，在豆瓣溜了一會，見它分數總不過兩顆星，為了給blackANDwhite/David Lynch平反，我給了四顆!個人情意結，無得解。我覺得Lynch很可愛、好幽默。

在熒幕中看他度橋時的神態；與別人通電話時的口吻；自己落手落腳做道具時的認真；在片場教導演員時的投入，還有他含著煙卷說話的習慣。這些，都讓我更喜歡他。

Gerry《迷失死亡谷》

兩個男孩子，跑到荒山野嶺去看「The Thing」。Gerry駕著一架殘缺不堪的Benz ，駛過一條長長的公路，來到目的地。兩人一言不發，下車後，一前一後地默默走著。他們走了一段大約5分鐘的路，Gerry抬頭說道，"Fuck the thing"，兩人便回頭折返。他們繼續默默地走著，Gerry突然醒覺，他們迷路了。那天，沒有水、食物。那夜，他們就在坦蕩蕩的天空下過了一晚。

之後，他們穿過山谷、高山、沙漠，最後來到一片荒地。Gerry支持不住了，他躺了在白茫茫的地上，很吃力地跟Gerry說，"I'm leaving"。他示意對方來捏死他，就這樣，Gerry靜靜地一動不動地躺在那裡。永遠。

Gerry努力地站起來，繼續低頭走著。又過了數分鐘，他聽到聲音，抬起了頭，前面就是一條公路。

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不枉我在星期天的早上8時便起了床，趕著看Gus Van Sant的這場戲(天!10:30的戲!)。Gus Van Sant和兩位男角(Matt Damon & Casey Affleck)合力寫的劇本。對白不多，整部戲就是跟著他們找出路。從遠至近，急速的呼吸聲，還有一致的步伐，深深地體會到那種徬徨不安的心情。而戲裡戲外，總難免會有戲劇性的結局。

有關愛爾蘭獨立一事

Memorable quotes:-

"You have wrapped yourself in the fucking Union Jack! The butcher's apron, boy!"

"I am a member of the Irish Republican Army. We demand to be treated as a politial prisoner...I'm a Democrat. In the last election, Sinn Fein won 73 seats out of a possible 105. Our mandate's for an Irish Republic seperate from Great Britain...Your government suppresses our paliament which bans our paper, your presence here is a crime, a foreign occupation. You tell me what i'm supposed to do?Turn the other cheek for another 700 years? Get out of my country."

《The Wind That Shakes The Barley》

供G友參考

這張圖，是特別為G友而貼出來的。她剛買了一條suspender，我就跟她說，喂，D-I-O-R-H-O-M-M-E。再戴上那頂MJ thriller帽子，嗯，走在街上，她應該會被很多仔逗的。

「喂，妳好Pete Doherty喎!」

當G友見到這個post時，應該會想打爆我的頭。她，其實是好唔妥那位「毒友」的。

這兩晚的夢

我是否太掛住他呢?連續兩晚都夢到有關他的事喔!前晚，夢見香港的Cerruti有他設計的衫賣，店員還向我落力推介!昨晚，夢見Cerruti有手錶賣，還要是他設計的!那些錶，很女性化，很潮的。我看中一隻全黑的，毛毛錶帶(!)。在夢中，我在「籌錢」買那隻Cerruti毛毛錶呀!咩事呢，是在反映現實的我嗎?(現實的我，想買一隻全黑的Dior Homme Chiffre Rouge喔。) 夢中的我，因為不夠錢買那隻錶而感到好惆悵哦。現實的我，也正因為錢的問題而想跳樓呀。

KVA的女裝

(Kris Van Assche AW08/09)

OK，它不inspiring。但我覺得幾靚呀，好過他的(Dior)男裝喎(自家的另論)，起碼有幾件我覺得是漂亮的。當然，我不懂時裝，甚麼剪裁呀、配搭呀我一概不曉。喜惡全憑直覺。嗯，我最喜歡黑呀、灰呀、白呀、金呀、銀的了。如果將這些顏色配在一起，我這個時裝白痴一定會覺得很美的。

不看不知，原來他有設計女裝的。

下一站，Harvey Nichols。不知那裡，有沒有他的女裝呢。