Lou & Andy

第三季的Little Britain令人失望。屎尿屁嘔吐物玩盡﹐好核突。勉強看完六集﹐希望在Sebastian和Marjorie Dawes中得到安慰。出乎意料﹐讓我感到安慰的並不是以上兩個角色﹐而是我從不喜歡的Lou和Andy。(據David Walliams和Matt Lucas說﹐這兩個角色是以Lou Reed和 Andy Warhol改寫。)

Andy假扮成傷殘人仕﹐目的是要好友Lou無時無刻地留在身邊照顧他。Andy要甚麼﹐Lou一定會找給他買給他。可是每當Andy得到之後﹐便會冷冷地說"I don't like it"。每集對白模式一樣﹐看完一兩次後﹐便覺無聊。

其中一例：
(Lou and his friend Andy choose a videotape)
Lou: Have you seen anything you might like?
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: That one? That is "Pride and Prejudice".
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: I'm not sure you'll like that one.
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: It's all set in the olden days. No, I'm not sure you'll like that.
Lou: You like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: Just to be safe, why don't we get a film with guns in it as well, in case you don't like this?
Andy: I want that one.
Lou: You know I'm going to see Maria. I can't get another one if you don't like it.
Andy: Yeah, I know.
Lou: Are you sure you want this one?
Andy: Yep.
(Lou puts video on)
Andy: I don't like it.



今次Lou要離家數天﹐臨走前替Andy找了個看護。這個看護嚴厲可刻﹐不顧Andy的不便﹐要他做這個抹那個。Andy受不了﹐在一次機會下﹐將看護踢落懸崖。Lou會家﹐Andy開心得差點忘了自己是假跛子﹐一躍而起想衝到門口攬住Lou。最後還是理智壓抑了感情﹐Lou見Andy沒有因為自己的會來而開心﹐悻悻地回廚房準備飯菜。

鏡頭從廚房淡出﹐落在Andy的臉上。這時的Andy坐在輪椅上﹐露出了一個滿足的微笑。

全六集的最後一個單元﹐也讓我得到一個和Andy一樣的微笑。